“Yes, m***erf*ker shouldn't have been around here.” says one angry Oklahoman. Plus: Paid Google Ad Scams, Elon settles over lottery, Thinktanker walks, and a Pastor lies.

Alabama tracks a left-wing crew, Post Office dust, Sean Spicer, forgetting to record the Grand Jury.

A Biden-appointed federal judge explains. Plus: a jailhouse call with mom goes viral on terror channels, Chicago Cubs win against a local bar, and Hegseth threatened.

What’s old is new for terror financing. Plus: Scathing judge’s order, fake coupon scams, and flamethrowers

No other way to describe that and still get through the email filters. Plus: District Attorney Disqualified, Fake Epstein Victim, and a College Football Stadium Scam.

Afghan Texas Woman Removed from U.S. in the 30-year-old court’s first case.

California might be too terminally online for even us. Plus: Cartels, Weaponized Drones, Anarchists, and NBA gambling pleas.

Mike Lindell dangles a possible government settlement to pay off debts. Plus: AUSA engages in the oldest profession in the world, force feeding a NatGuard shooter, and FIFA drama

Twenty years of humanitarian work while moonlighting for terrorism? Plus: Judge Roberts impersonated, Abbey Gate DOJ win, and Joshua Kushner subpoenaed over sports.

A year after the Annunciation Catholic Church shooting, an examination of faith and fidelity to nothing.

And not the legal kind. Plus: AUSA indicted, Defamation lawsuit fails, Threatening Flock, AI parody fights, and unmasking an anonymous twitter account.

Asking A.I. if you’ll catch a federal charge. Plus: A Judge’s Meme, Terror Charity, Bollywood-inspired robbery, and TikTok’s second amendment.

Docket and Opinion are only available because Court Watch successfully fought to unseal the case.

Court Watch has led the news this last month. That may not happen again without your help.

Being the oldest court in judicial kindergarten is confusing. Plus: DoD defamation lawsuit, DOJ settling over water, Wilmer Hale breach, and shotgun complaints.

The Justice Department seeks to remove a Texas woman linked to ISIS plot.

The FDA may not know the source, but ambulance chasers do. Plus: Post Office Melee, Fake Cop, and a 500 billion dollar lawsuit.

Come on, it’s not even añejo. Plus: Flock threats, Trump Genius, K-Pop’s nationwide injunction, and DOJ supports court transparency

Chicken companies fight over ‘6 7’. Plus: Tennis Power Struggle, Repeat Stowaway, WSJ lawsuit, and is DOGE actually dead?

We just wanted to look at a document. Plus: Waffle House Antics, Trump Coin, Would Be Pulse Night Club Copycat.

Chicago bankers are angry, and we give them good odds to cover the lawsuit spread. Plus: Denaturalization cases on the rise, recusals, the fear of god and... daddybiden?

With the help of the Trump Administration, a defamation lawsuit against an anti-Trump Congresswoman goes down. Plus: Judicially-ordered religious training cancelled, ISIS is in vogue again, NFT arrest, and the Post Office has a corruption problem.

A Pro Se Litigant Mostly Wins against DOJ. Plus: FIFA and Whales, Guns and JFK Airport, P. Diddy’s Lawyer Goes Venezuela, and a 77 year old discovers a new brother thanks to one federal judge.

In a misconduct investigation, they sent a judge’s couch cushion to the lab? Plus: Rihanna, Bolt cutting ICE handcuffs, AI screwups, and Latvian passports

The U.S. Courts had a versatile week. Plus: Loomer Appeals, Lamborghinis Seized, Candace Owen-related subpoena, and a 400 Million Dollar Ponzi Scheme