THE ARCHIVE

Everything we’ve covered since 2020

Weekly Roundups, The Rabbit Hole, and everything in between.

#124: The Filing With The Dragon Tattoo

Legal watermarks are underrated and the courts have no sense of style. Plus: Cybertrucks burn, Threats Abound, Page Limit Pettiness, Top Gun, and the Holy Book earns a fee waiver.

May 2, 2025

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15 min read

#123: MrBeast Wants His Privacy.

The online influencer/curer of blindness asks to seal a document because the press may care. Plus: Disney menu hack, the racing world is so high school, and a Florida woman hates lines at the airport.

Apr 25, 2025

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10 min read

Judge Rules Blanket Search of Cell Tower Data Unconstitutional

Judge says tower dumps violate the 4th amendment, but will let the cops do it this one time.

Apr 18, 2025

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4 min read

#122: Why ‘Meaningless’ Matters to the FBI.

DOJ floats a new terrorism term in the U.S. courts. Say what you want about the tenets of nihilism but at least it’s not an ethos? Plus: Shadowbanning, Charlie XCX dances, and it turns out you can actually overhype AI and face consequences. No one tell the blue check marks.

Apr 18, 2025

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13 min read

#121: A Week of Betrayals

Everyone was out to get everyone. Plus: Mr. Beast, Terrorgram, Defamation, Threats, and don’t sleep on that Marcus Paige shot. Like sands on the hourglass, these are the days of our court lives.

Apr 11, 2025

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8 min read

“If I see an armed ICE agent, I will consider it a domestic terrorist”

A Pennsylvania Man, Shawn Monper, Arrested for Threatening Trump, Musk, ICE Agents

Apr 10, 2025

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4 min read

The Sovereigns are Coming to Court.

A man on death row for killing two police officers might be found incompetent for “sovereign beliefs.” Our own Peter Beck pulls back the curtain on sovereign citizens and their interactions with the legal system.

Apr 8, 2025

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13 min read

#120: Real Housewives Face Real Talk

A federal judge is clearly an avid BravoTV fan. Plus: Bulgarian breakdancers, FBI Director Grand Jury Records, Tariffs Lawsuit, and D.C. Scooter Rides

Apr 4, 2025

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10 min read