Court Watch #72: We’re Sorry, Swifties…

This Newsletter Has More Plot Twists Than Tortured Poets. Plus: Logan Paul Caffeine, South African Corruption, Pig Butchering, and a previously unreported Domestic Terror Plot.

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We had a really good lede. Like a phenomenal one. Absolutely Edna Buchanan level.  But this is Tay-Tay’s big day and we would never steal her spotlight. So let’s just go straight to the weekly roundup of federal court filings: 

• Tractor Pull: An Oregon crew was allegedl…