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An indictment unsealed in Eastern District of Virginia says three men ran a multi-million dollar money launder operation for terror groups and drug cartels, using weapons from the Assad regime.
The U.S. Courts handles rage. Also, Drill, baby whale, drill, AI hallucinations, Biden's Auto-Pen, and Stealing from Catholic Kids. Plus, the City of Portland lost millions.
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Your childhood memories may have closed but you can never bankrupt trademark lawyers. Also a law firm would like to exit the Blake Lively/Justin Baldoni chat. Plus: Diddy’s Diddy, Awful Announcing, and Gold Scams
It’s been 5 months since we moved from Substack to beehiiv. A reflection on what we’ve accomplished and a status of where Court Watch is now.
No one is going to click on this headline but between that and “interpretive jiggerypokery”, federal judges had fun with the English language this week. Plus, Disney sued over pickles, largest drug bust, toxic smells, and someone in Maine made a quick ten Benjamins.
Legal watermarks are underrated and the courts have no sense of style. Plus: Cybertrucks burn, Threats Abound, Page Limit Pettiness, Top Gun, and the Holy Book earns a fee waiver.
The online influencer/curer of blindness asks to seal a document because the press may care. Plus: Disney menu hack, the racing world is so high school, and a Florida woman hates lines at the airport.
Judge says tower dumps violate the 4th amendment, but will let the cops do it this one time.
DOJ floats a new terrorism term in the U.S. courts. Say what you want about the tenets of nihilism but at least it’s not an ethos? Plus: Shadowbanning, Charlie XCX dances, and it turns out you can actually overhype AI and face consequences. No one tell the blue check marks.
Everyone was out to get everyone. Plus: Mr. Beast, Terrorgram, Defamation, Threats, and don’t sleep on that Marcus Paige shot. Like sands on the hourglass, these are the days of our court lives.
A Pennsylvania Man, Shawn Monper, Arrested for Threatening Trump, Musk, ICE Agents
