The U.S. Courts handles rage. Also, Drill, baby whale, drill, AI hallucinations, Biden's Auto-Pen, and Stealing from Catholic Kids. Plus, the City of Portland lost millions.
May 23, 2025
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14 min read
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May 20, 2025
2 min read
Your childhood memories may have closed but you can never bankrupt trademark lawyers. Also a law firm would like to exit the Blake Lively/Justin Baldoni chat. Plus: Diddy’s Diddy, Awful Announcing, and Gold Scams
May 16, 2025
13 min read
It’s been 5 months since we moved from Substack to beehiiv. A reflection on what we’ve accomplished and a status of where Court Watch is now.
May 9, 2025
7 min read
No one is going to click on this headline but between that and “interpretive jiggerypokery”, federal judges had fun with the English language this week. Plus, Disney sued over pickles, largest drug bust, toxic smells, and someone in Maine made a quick ten Benjamins.
Legal watermarks are underrated and the courts have no sense of style. Plus: Cybertrucks burn, Threats Abound, Page Limit Pettiness, Top Gun, and the Holy Book earns a fee waiver.
May 2, 2025
15 min read
The online influencer/curer of blindness asks to seal a document because the press may care. Plus: Disney menu hack, the racing world is so high school, and a Florida woman hates lines at the airport.
Apr 25, 2025
10 min read
Judge says tower dumps violate the 4th amendment, but will let the cops do it this one time.
Apr 18, 2025
4 min read