THE ARCHIVE
Weekly Roundups, The Rabbit Hole, and everything in between.
Judges form a band. It looks and feels exactly how you imagine it would. Plus, FTC now owns ObamaCare. Also, we have lamborghinis, Country Music Tea, and a self described “official spokesperson for the white race” got arrested.
Aug 8, 2025
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14 min read
That’s an easter egg. Plus: Chris Brown gets sued again, Elliott Broidy filed yet another lawsuit, double jeopardy terrorism, Argentinean money laundering, and the font is too damn small.
Aug 1, 2025
12 min read
“Without these safeguards, Mr. Barber eventually developed full-blown PTSD, which he is currently still being treated for,” the former mod's lawyer said.
Jul 28, 2025
7 min read
A Virginia man faces an impossible choice in his freezer. Plus: Judge Creates A.I. Opinion, Haitian Gang National Security Case, Epstein Scoop, Burnt Hair, and Alaska discovers crime again.
Jul 25, 2025
18 min read
The games were mentioned in a 2024 report and are now part of a new lawsuit in which a 11 year old girl was allegedly groomed and sexually assaulted after meeting a stranger on Roblox.
Jul 24, 2025
4 min read
Terrell Bailey-Corsey charged with threatening to “kill everyone on the list”
Jul 21, 2025
3 min read
A New England gun case was more than it originally appeared. Plus: Cruisin’ Connecticut, Academica Awkwardness, Reddit AI, and a judge pushes back on Twitter Recusal.
Jul 18, 2025
13 min read
Prosecutors attempted to thread the needle on a previously deemed unconstitutional law enforcement practice. A Judge wasn’t convinced. Plus: George Clooney’s Tequila Might Not Be Pure, Pinterest Scraps, Dropped Assault Charges against ICE, and Every Maryland Federal Judge Subpoenaed.
Jul 11, 2025
15 min read